How I Met My Ex Episode 5

How I Met My Ex Episode 5
Continued from last episode*
She badly needed something warm. She was desperate and shaking…
Then she felt that warmth!
She turned around only to see who she least expected.
“Umm, Sorry. Philip?”
“You know my name?”


“Yeah sure! Who doesn’t?” she said smiling
“I didn’t know I was that popular” I said returning the smile in the calmest way possible.
I turned around to go back to meet Goodluck, then she said “Thanks so much Phil”
Oww Gawd!!!! My third leg rose immediately. Thank God for the cross-bag I wore that covered my manhood region.
“You are welcome Ella” I said turning back to her and smiling.
“Phil, do you mind sitting with me for a while?”
That was it, few minutes later at the back of an empty class..something freaky went down.
You want the details abi? You too like nonsense …
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Do you remember in How I Met My Ex Episode 1 ,Goodluck my dear friend showed me something on his phone. I tried calling Ella but she told me she was busy that we’ll talk the next day.
The next day didn’t come until after a week. She started avoiding me and the whole school started to notice that there was trouble in paradise. Most realtionship experts who believe in astrology always say something .”A wild lady with a calm boyfriend ,makes a perfect couple.”, Ella and I fit into that description perfectly, she was so wild and I was just so calm.
“Ella , why are you avoiding me?” I asked when I finally got to talk to her .
She was going home and I was just coming to school,we met on the hallway and it was quiet.There was no place to run.
“Nothiing” she said looking down like a little kid that urinated on her body.
I located two plastic chairs and offered her to sit on one.
“Ella” I called her name in the sweetest way possible.
“Why are you avoiding me?” I asked again
“Nothing na!” she said almost screaming
“Are you no longer interested in this relationship?” I asked even though I was scared. But at this point in my life, it was time to face it.
It’s better I serve her the breakfast first than her serving me,but it will still be painful. I’m crazy about this girl, my whole life,my world, thoughts and imaginations revolves around this girl.
When that musician sang “All power belongs to your bum bum”…he didn’t lie.
My question remained unanswered for what seemed like eternity, she didn’t even stirr a little. She just sat looking at the floor like the answer to my question was on the floor.
“You see ehn Philip” She finally talked catching me unaware
“I’ve told you I’m not a relationship person” Ella said standing up like she was about to run.
“But Ella, you said you love me?”
“Point of correction..loved” she finally dropped the bombshell
“Damn!, or you just loved my prick” I said dryly
“Something like that ” she said smiling
“Damn! This bitch is crazy!”
“I even want it right now” she finally added making me officially pissed.
“Ella, I’ll talk to you later” I said walking away because the breakfast was now inevitable.
“Philip I think we need a break”
GBAM!
Watchout for How I Met My Ex Episode 6